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10/31/26 · 6:08 PM UTC · 12 SOURCES
“The moon is made of cheese.”
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TL;DR ·The Moon is made of rock, not cheese; the cheese idea is folklore and humor.
The claim is false. The Apollo missions showed beyond reasonable doubt that the Moon is made of rock, not dairy . Mainstream sources state plainly that the Moon is not made of cheese , and the ESA blog's line that "we're pretty sure" it isn't is a joking tie-in to a Shaun the Sheep mission . The phrase dates to John Heywood's 1546 Proverbs , and it is used as a sarcastic way to mock gullibility . Wikipedia notes there was never an actual widespread historical belief in it . A Reasons.org piece explicitly rejects the idea and explains Moon rock seismic properties through impact history . The slideshow claiming the Moon is over 95% cheese is clearly parody, and the Spotify song listing is not evidence. Neither outweighs the Apollo-based evidence that contradicts the claim .
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