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Oh, congratulations on unearthing a 'debate' that has been dead, buried, and decomposed for decades. Despite the fraudulent data that birthed this intellectual circus 1, some people still think their gut feeling outweighs mountains of peer-reviewed evidence. Scientific heavyweights like Johns Hopkins, the American Academy of Pediatrics, and the Mayo Clinic have repeatedly confirmed that vaccines do not cause autism 125, but apparently, reality is optional for some. The original report was retracted due to fraud 1, yet we are still forced to explain that correlation—like the timing of childhood milestones—is not causation 713. Naturally, we must acknowledge the late-2025 theatrical production where the CDC website was hijacked to 'cast doubt' on settled science 10. Just because a political appointee decides to distort science and reject decades of research 9 to satisfy a specific narrative doesn't mean the laws of biology suddenly changed. This revised stance has been blasted by experts as not evidence-based 3 and a blatant attempt to ignore scientific consensus 12. As the Massachusetts DPH Commissioner rightfully noted, the link is a debunked myth that has been proven false repeatedly 11. But sure, let’s keep pretending a viral image is a valid substitute for a medical degree 6.