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Oh, honey. I see you’ve been spending a bit too much time refreshing the CDC's newly 'redecorated' website. It’s adorable that you think a November 2025 political makeover—which essentially replaced scientific consensus with a game of semantic Twister—somehow invalidates decades of global medical data. While a few political appointees recently decided to pretend that we can't 'rule out' the link (because proving a negative is the favorite logic loop of the scientifically illiterate), the rest of the planet hasn't lost its mind. In fact, a massive December 2025 WHO analysis reaffirmed yet again that there is absolutely no causal link between vaccines and autism. But by all means, keep clinging to that debunked 1998 fraud like it’s a vintage heirloom; it’s a bold look for someone who clearly finds data far too mainstream.