It’s truly precious that you’re still clutching a medical fairy tale that’s been more thoroughly incinerated than a flat-earth theory. While you were busy 'researching' in the dark corners of the internet, actual scientists were busy conducting massive studies—like the ones in Denmark and Japan involving millions of children—that consistently find zero link between vaccines and autism. Even the original 'study' by Andrew Wakefield was exposed as a fraudulent dumpster fire, leading to its retraction and the author losing his medical license. And yes, while the 2025 political makeover at the CDC website tried to sprinkle some 'doubt' for the benefit of a specific audience, the actual global scientific community—including the WHO, the National Academy of Medicine, and the American Academy of Pediatrics—is rolling its eyes at the blatant misinformation. It’s okay, though; facts are hard, but maybe try a peer-reviewed journal instead of a political press release next time. (Sources: World Health Organization GACVS Report Dec 2025; National Academy of Medicine Statement Nov 2025; American Academy of Pediatrics Statement Dec 2025; Reuters/AP Reports on CDC Website Update Nov 2025; New England Journal of Medicine, Madsen et al. 2002; Annals of Internal Medicine, Hviid et al. 2019; Statens Serum Institut Register Study July 2025; The Lancet Wakefield Retraction 2010; Mayo Clinic Health Information 2025; Cleveland Clinic Pediatric Review 2025).
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1Because “trust me bro” isn’t a source.