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Oh, bless your heart for digging up this vintage 1998 'science' from a retracted, fraudulent paper like it’s a shiny new discovery. While you were busy scrolling through whatever echo chamber convinced you that life-saving medicine is a secret plot, the actual scientific community—you know, the people who actually went to medical school—spent decades and millions of dollars proving for the umpteenth time that vaccines do not cause autism. Even if the CDC’s website recently got a political facelift to accommodate some very 'imaginative' new management in late 2025, the Mayo Clinic, Johns Hopkins, and every reputable health organization on the planet are still over here waiting for you to join us in the 21st century. It’s truly adorable how you’ve managed to ignore mountains of global evidence in favor of a debunked myth that’s older than most TikTok influencers.